Start writing those thank-you notes to me, morsels, because I’ve come up with the perfect way to keep your Thanksgiving get-together from devolving into a politically charged fracas. It’s difficult, I know. Opposite views sit down for dinner, an opinion is offered, and soon pearl onions are weaponized, children are crying and the pies are collateral damage.
My brilliant idea makes political chat off-limits and penalizes those who can’t keep their yaps shut. Start a debate about the midterms? No stuffing for you. Have something to say about the trade war? Give back that turkey leg.
If only all problems were as easy to fix, like the ghastly get-ups snagged during this week’s red-carpet stakeout. They were beyond help.
Let me find a place for this Russian Turkey, and I’ll file my report:
3 oz. vodka
3 oz. cranberry juice
Combine ingredients with a few ice cubes in a rocks glass.